I have just read ALL 15 PAGES of this nonsense. I worked for viking a few years ago and a project we were told to demonstrate in the store was potato bags. One day I had my 10 yr old grandaughter make one to show how easy they were to make. She took it home to her father - he is THE COOK in the family. Oops--- it caught fire. So much for that idea. By the way, a potato in a microwave for 10 minutes would make a very hard rock.
That said, we have wasted enough time in this subject. Amen