So I called the city this morning and the trash dude said I should call the street dept because they have a "burn trailer" whatever that is. We have to get a burn permit from the fire dept first (for a day when the wind is below 12mph, good luck with that) and the street dept will bring us the burn trailer for free.
But it'll be better than trying to smash them and bag them. I just hope we can get a wind free day before long.