i have GOOD NEWS!! i talked to my box this morning and it told me, in that secretty whisper voice, that it has the answer to ALL questions! all i have to do is open it, and all the answers to all the questions will be released! like... who has had the most to drink? and.... what are leprechauns doing so much ahead of st patty's day? and... why did sulabug's dog try to open her box? and... why did arizonakats' puppy decorate her yard as a winter wonderland, but aviod the box? and.... what the heck is in nancia's box. it's marked fragile so i haven't been able to throw it to the dogs for them to, by mistake, tear it open. and.... i was worried it might get broken in the frenzy if i rubbed roast beef all over it. so, as a public service, i'd better open mine.