OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I am laughing so hard at that picture of the bottles! That is just toooooo funny.
As far as the neighbors thinking I am a lush, they already know that, and tend to help me out from time to time. SusieT, I wish I could put the Bottle Tree in that part of the yard and put lights in the bottles so it would light up a certain neighbor's bedroom at night. Wouldn't that be just the ticket?!?!?!