To my SP, your package left out today. I ran out of boxes, so it's coming in a USPS non-squishy, non-cardboard envelope.
Some hints to make you wonder...
You live in a town that is found in the state where I grew up... but your town is about 258 miles away from mine.
Your city, or area as it was in 1707, was named by Nanning Harmansen - when there were less than 20 inhabitants.
Your local theater group is named after a position found in most secondary and post-secondary educational facilities.