I also thought the original post was funny, which I believe was the intent of the author; to share some humor with this board. I can certainly relate to shopping in a fabric store with DH, even though he is very supportive of my quilting and shows it through Bernina sewing machine purchases. I have a t-shirt that I like to wear when I go to fabric stores. It says " Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game worden." I suppose I just offended all the game wordens out there. LOL