Well, Brat, there are entirely toooooo many of these runners in the mail somewhere between there and here. One of them has to be yours and one has to be mine. Waiting, waiting...
On the issue of tats - I am of that generation or upbringing, not sure where it "YOU DID WHAT?" (in that tone of voice, too). My oldest son does have them, not sure how many, but he was Navy and what the pack does, the pack does. I'm not sure I'd even entertain one because..., well, probably just because. I think some of them look nice, but not for me.