Steve, I think you are "feeling us out" so that when you show us that awful thing you are hiding under the bed, you will know if we are being honest or not. Sure, we can say something nice! But I think that deep inside a person knows they have something that is not going to win a prize. That would be the reason I am not showing my first quilt off the frame. Ha! I can see the mistakes! They GLARE at me, so why do I want to embarrass myself?
That was a very clever question and we will all be wary, now we know what you are up to.