mhollifiel

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good
bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in
my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey
in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.


Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that same snake ... with
two more frogs.

Life is good in the South.