Here's something to lighten your day ... and now you all know how fresh I really am!
As you may know, my son is getting married on April 20th.
I was talking to my oldest sister, Lillian, a couple of weeks ago and mentioned two distinctly separate events:
a. Rod, my husband, was out with Blaze, my son, and his groom’s men ordering rental tuxedos
b. I was depressed
Big sister Lillian later spoke with the family matriarch, my aunt, Camille, who is very old and serverely ill.
The "telephone game" went into full swing.
It turned into me being depressed because Rod and Blaze are out renting tuxedos.
Aunt Camille calls my other sister, Joan, who is a complete control freak. She tells her that I am depressed because the boys are out renting tuxedos so she wants to buy me a dress.
Joan calls me to tell me she is taking me shopping and the dress is on Camille.
I would rather have all my teeth pulled without Novocain than go shopping with Joan.
Really.
So … I told her I was making my own dress.
Then I told her I was going to wear a sari.
She responded by sending me a link to David’s Bridal mother’s dresses.
So … I sent her
this and told her I bought it. Complete with a crown.
I didn’t but I’m not telling her that!
I actually bought
this one in light blue.
Now I have something nice to wear to the crematorium at a later date.
Told you I was fresh!
