Funny thing my grandaughter said !
My dear 5 year old g/d was watching TV with her Mum and an advert came on for "Bodyform" feminine towels. When the advert finished she looked at her Mum and said, "I could do with some of them "
Her Mum - shocked at her comment - asked "why" ?
"I could put them in my shoes to make it softer to walk in them" she replied.
My DD laughed so much - to herself of course!