My Mom grew up in Nuremberg Germany and she taught me to "make do with what you have on hand" She never would have shopped for that "ham" She more than likely would have tightly rolled up a sock stiched it closed and used that. As a little girl I would sit and watch her darn my Dad's socks. She would slip either a light bulb or a stainless steel ladel up to the heel or toe and her magic would begin. That lady could darn so beautifully.
My Mom has been gone for 16 years and I think of her often and "make do" when ever I am able, and it makes me feel greatful for her struggles she went through as a youngster in war torn Germany because I saw a strength in her I seldom see today.
It is tragic how basic skills are NOT being taught. What a great opportunity to educate that young lady. But I must admit I laughed at how quick your wit was.
Thanks for letting me think fondly on my Mom. I miss her terribly!