I only wish they were hiring a limo for the night. But no.
Just kidding about the hoodie footie. I actually have one from pajama gram that my husband bought a couple of years ago. They are awful. The crotch is mid-thigh and there are weird hand things. He actually bought me two. Of all the darn things that were spared, they are among them. I think they'll be going into the donation bin at church.
As for the number of guests, the bride's father wanted to put on a big show for their family - and many live far away so I guess that's why they're not coming. I've been happily staying out of the whole thing especially since it often seems the wedding is more about him than the couple -- and my son is a mere accessory.