I've done and can do everything except:
Get around in a foreign country.
Program and operate their TV (this is easier said than done!).
Do their own taxes.
Invest in the stock market.
Perform CPR.
Choose their own wine.
Light a grill — and then cook on it.
Order a credit report — and then be able to read it.
Flip their own breaker.
Mow their own yard.
Unclog a drain.
Tell which direction they are facing.
Beautifully wrap a present.
Jump a car battery.
Put together a real retirement strategy.
Not too bad