Ooh, fruity drinks makes me think of Garth Brooks...
"Bring me two pina coladas, I gotta have one for each hand! Let's set said with Captain Morgan, and we will never leave dry land. Hey! Troubles, I forgot em, buried them in the sand!"
Ooh, how about some Kenny Chesney? He's cute too!
"No shirt, no shoes, no problems. Blues, what blues? Hey I forgot em! The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand with no bottom!"