Ooh, it can be a birthday girls' getaway! I don't care if the drinks have umbrellas or not, so long as the cabana boys are hot! Yeah, Kenny can pretend marry me too! Oops, sorry, it was for real. Now whatcha gonna do? Sing to me? Why yes please! Ooh, it's sunset Kenny. My my, you do look even better!
Mommy! Can I keep him?
Renee? Who's that?
Nope Nancia, I can't flap either. That frozen shoulder keeps me on the steel birds!
I married my ex after my mother's approval, which consisted of "He's a very nice boy...and he's got a nice butt too!" I should have known then he was trouble, lol. I only moved here with him because he was fun & cute. I didn't plan on 15 years and 2 kids with him when we started this adventure.