Originally Posted by Peckish

Rofl!!! I feel for men sometimes... I've heard John Flynn tell his story about one of his earlier trips to a fabric store.

It's like the time I walked into Harbor Freight and wandered around for a while, just looking at all the goodies. Male employee (who must have been at least 70 years old) kept following me, asking what it was my husband needed me to pick up. I finally turned around and told him I was searching for a new husband, and was he interested? He left me alone after that.