Okay SP here are some clues:
1) It is not ToomanyUFOs
2) From my driveway to yours is 749.61 miles and Mapquest says it will take 12 hours and 30 minutes. ( I think I can beat that...I tend to drive a bit fast.)
3) You don't have allergies and you have a pet and a DH.
4)You like pretty colors but they are not the colors you are wishing to receive.
All for now!