Originally Posted by MadQuilter
I find that I use a variety of Quilting Analogies in my conversations. When I catch someone rolling their eyes, I state emphatically: ALL ROADS LEAD TO QUILTING, OR DIDN"T YOU KNOW THAT?
One of my speeches in a Public Speaking class (which I actually don't mind doing) was about a hobby. I took BIG scissors and scared the audience - hey - teacher said we needed an attention-getter. THat was revised after my presentation - and attacking the front row and trying to cut their ties off was not allowed. :lol: :twisted: :mrgreen: :lol:
omg, Mad...you realize you make me say that a lot????? :lol:
I can just see you come to the lecturn with a huge pair of scissors,
and get an evil :twisted: grin and jump off podium,
advancing towards audience, holding both handles,
drooling and eyeballing neckties...ppl scattering and shrieking...
men p-ing their pants!
thinking that you were lusting after their jugulars :shock: like a quilting were-woman! :roll: :lol: