Miriam I had to look at this thread because of the title. Tooo funny. They MUST be a group of characters you camp with!
In Alaska they sell Turdem Poles... made from moose turds of course. Moose turds are small and oval - unexpected for such a huge animal. You might try making a chocolate meringue pie and decorating the top with a pile of those little chocolate foiled wrapped eggs. (foil off of course)