DogHouseMom, You reminded me of this. Years ago one of my co-workers attended a "mandatory" festive, holiday party held at the boss' home. As the night wound down and folks left, he sneaked into the powder room and dropped a Baby Ruth in the toilet.
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DogHouseMom
I'm thinking mini Baby Ruth bars would be perfect. They just look so ... well ... turdlike.
Another good one is the Take 5 candy bars. Again ... I'm thinking of the shape. They're "lumpy".