The chipped edges are easy to obtain, from lowering the machine in and out of the table. Especially if the screws holding the machine in the back are loose.
I agree that I'm not finding any water slides that interest me:< Something like this would be fun. I just wish I could find it in a water slide and not a sticker!
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