Bertie you are too darn fast!
Make her wait. You know that ketchup commercial ... "Anti-ci-paaaa-tion"
On wedding dresses - several years ago we got to a tag sale at the end of the day and I picked up a magnificent wedding gown from the 1930s for $5. I planned to chop it up and do something interesting with it. It was in the garage. Maybe I'll look for it today and see if it is salvageable.