These made me laugh out loud! I can so see my 4 yo saying any number of those things. Last night I was taking her to the store and she was telling me about what they were learning about the first Thanksgiving at school. She informed me that her class dressed up as indians with a feather and the other class was "pirates" I asked if she meant pilgrims and she insisted that they were pirates withtheir black hats! I about died!!!!!!