Actually an ad for a Victorola but they call it "Victoria"
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/atq/3882735057.html
Favorite quotes from this ad...
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I'VE BEEN OFFERED $1,500 by TONS of Antiques, but I didn't want to sell it then. SO THIS IS A GREAT DEAL."
When the Antiques start talking and making offers it is time for me to get out of the business....
"AFTER REFERRING TO eBAY ITEMS WOULD TOTAL WELL OVER $1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Makes no sense at all
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ALSO HAVE A SINGER SEWING MACHINE AS WELL THAT'S FOR SALE AS WELL."
Well, that is certainly good news...