Miriam and everyone else, You have outdone yourselves this time. Elaine and I have thoroughly enjoyed the laughs we got from this thread. Due to a "miscommunication" with the phone company we temporally lost our phone line. I sat here yesterday morning with a stupid look on my face because my normal daily routine was dashed. No email. No forums. No CL, GW, Freecycle. What do I do?? It was mid afternoon by the time we got it fixed and got our phone line up and running. Then I found this thread. LOL. We deliberately waited to post till this morning just to see all the fun comments you all made. Thanks for the humor, we really do need it. Joe / Elaine