After years and years of stupid dreams about being out in public in my pajamas I was very careful NOT to do anything so dumb. I was working as a Realtor in a high end office and one day after rushing my three children to school (all under 10) and jumping into the office to do a closing on a big sale.. I am sitting at the table and my client looks up at me and giggles.. ok.. I shrug.. like ok? what? she then kindly points down to my feet. Two completely different flat shoes on one black one blue one with a buckle one without. I wanted to crawl under the table. I said I was making a fashion statement. We both laughed but I couldnt wait to get home and crawl into my hole. So much for being professional.