ljptexas

~ Found this on another board & just had to share! ~

Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at & passed on! There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologists later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work & school & it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink & gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car & raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room & pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we? '

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief & went home. The rest of the day was normal, some shopping, cleaning, cooking and so forth.

After school, when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No", I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it!"

Never going back to that doctor.

Ever.

I can remember an appointment that I was doing last minute preparations and somehow a postage stamp ended up in an area it shouldn't have! My doctor asked if I had been to the post office lately!!! Known him for 40 years. I still turn red thinking about it!