When we first moved to Louisiana, my DH and I were in a hurry to shower and get dressed. So we decided to shower together. Got in shower and DH put his hands on my waist. I thought, oh he's getting romantic. But then he said there's a great big "water bug" by your feet. Some how I jumped up and out of the tub and landed in the very tiny space between the tub and the toilet. Still don't know how I managed that without falling and killing myself. He later said he wanted to make sure I didn't fall and hurt myself when I found out about the hugh "roach"