Pat: Great minds, I came very close to asking her to open it up and text me a picture but my family already thinks I'm wonky where fabric is concerned. Didn't want to add fuel to that fire.
Martina: At last you've helped me locate my justification muscle, it is clearly located in my neck where it gets plenty of excercise from saying yes to fabric. Congrats on the project. Show us some pictures!
I knew I could come here for some heart felt sympathy. Thanks guys.