Oh, Krystyna, we'd love to have you on the mountaintop but we have snakes and intemperate weather (DEEP snows). Lower altitudes in West Virginia might suit you. Recommend greater Morgantown/Fairmont/Clarksburg area. Everything on your list except no snakes. SNAKESes is EVERYWHERE but if you don't go poking around you mostly won't see 'em. If no SNAKES is your deal breaker, I'm afraid you'll have to go 'across the sea to Ireland.'