Originally Posted by Lisa_wanna_b_quilter
Originally Posted by BellaBoo
The kitchen stove burners are called stove eyes
You are supposed to say burner? I've always said eyes. Having a southern Mama must have really messed me up. I also have to remind myself to say "bag" not "poke". My Mama always says poke.
How about "rainin' harder than a cow peeing on a flat rock". That one is from my Mamaw.
Heard a version about the cow and the flat rock - a bit less "refined"
How about "useless as teats on a boar" (boar - an uncastrated domestic male pig)