Originally Posted by
Neesie
Oh, my! You've had way too much rum! The table, the rum, cocoa, coffee, you, the other ladies and I were already in the hole. My dear, you simply fell off your chair!
ROFLMAO!!! (Here's how I imagine it: She looks down her nose and says in her most proper British voice --- "My dear, you simply fell off your chair.")
I'm going to remember that one, Neesie. I have a feeling it will apply to many and myriad situations that have absolutely nothing to do with actually physically falling off a chair. No?