Originally Posted by
Pat625
Seriously a FORD??? F O R D stands for- found on redneck driveway, found on road dead, F'ed over repaired Dodge, Frequent Overhaul Rapid Depreciation....and Finally in reverse means-----Driver returned on foot!!
Found on redneck driveway, huh? If you ever get your Dodge stuck in a ditch, just raise the hood and stand beside it. Before long, a couple of rednecks will drive up in a Ford, grab a tow chain from the bed, and pull your truck out for you. They'll also offer you something to drink and tow you home, if needed.
They'll also let you listen in on some good ole' country music.
