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Old 10-05-2013, 06:29 AM
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Pat625
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Hilarious Christmas Signs
  • Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
  • Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
  • Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
  • At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
  • A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000."
  • A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
  • In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... A calendar to remind him when payments are due."
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