dang poor Santa!!! He can keep his job.....or...a get zillion helpers....well don`t we count as helpers????
Originally Posted by
Pat625
Santa Stats
- U.S. has 78 people registered under S. Claus and one under Kriss Kringle
- December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
- Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
- Number of reindeers required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 plus Rudolph.
- Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
- To deliver all his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second (at 3,000 times the speed of sound).
- At that speed, Santa and his reindeers would instantaneously burst into flames in Earth's atmosphere just like meteors.