Originally Posted by
Quilty-Louise
I sent this to my DH and the following was his reply to me.
Nope Santa is a man:
He lives at the North Pole. All women require ambient room
temperature high enough to cook a turkey, so there's no way
any woman choose the North Pole as her base of operations.
The Bahamas, maybe.
He's fat and jolly. No one dares to describe any woman as
"fat and jolly." If Santa was a woman, and you called her
"fat and jolly," you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd
find a bomb!
He hangs out at the mall. Sure, at first glance this might
seem to prove that he's a she. But, while both men and
women go to malls, what does Santa do at the mall?
He sits down! Do women ever sit at malls? No, women shop;
men sit. Santa sits. 'Nuff said.
He walks on roofs. Women refuse to get on roofs!
Have you ever seen a woman on a roof?
He likes milk and cookies. If he were a she, you have to
leave dark chocolate and herbal tea by the fireplace. Or,
if she was still sensitive about that whole "Fat and Jolly"
thing, she'd demand carrot sticks and water.He uses the
chimney. What woman would crawl into a dirty, smelly
chimney? A woman would carry a set of keys for every
house and then not be able to find them in her purse.
He has reindeer. Reindeer are totally a guy thing: big,
hairy, smelly, with huge antlers. No woman would use
them. She would prefer a stretch limo.
See? Santa must be a man!
Oh my gosh this is toooo funny, what a great sense of humor your DH has. Not to mention he was "spot on" with his descriptions of why Santa is not a woman. Now I have to share this with my DH, I know he will get a bang out of it.
Jan