For Sale heirloom sewing machine from dis-functional family
machine in similar condition... contact xxx-xxx-xxxx
grab some popcorn for a soap opera quality performance when
junior tries to sell it before grandma is dead... but
if you hurry up we can sell it to you for only $XXXX since grandma
is out partying with her new squeeze.
We need the money.
um just re-writing their ad.... sheesh - I can't make it up as nicely as the moron's on CL now can I???