You might be right that some of them are dealers.
I wonder if any of those husbands were murdered on or shortly after their wives birthdays? I know, other than the little FW, there would have been a murder in this house as recently as 3 years ago if DH had given me a sewing machine. Of course, I did have that therapy worthy sewing machine incident when I was 10 which would have contributed to my possibly only slightly inappropriate reaction.