DH and I have been reading this thread and we both have really enjoyed it!! The one with the lady in sears had me rollong...had to bump up my oxygen flow so I could catch my breath. We decided we had to post some of FIL's sayings. I have bee with dh for 13yrs and he can still say some I have never heard. I will clen them up as much as possible, but you can guess what I'm trying to say.
Examples:
I wish I had his __ and they had a feather up there butt. Then we'd both be tickled.
Bird crapped on a fence post and the sun hatched you out.
Hard to drain the swamp when you're up to your butt in alligators.
Crotch frogs (fart)
There are lots more...normally dh just spews them out. Do you think he can come up with any right now?? NOT!!
DH's pet peeve The city of Norfolk, NE....it is NOR-FOLK not NOR FORK!! It is CARE-A-MEL, not CARMEL...there is an A in the spelling. Even makes a point to point it out on the package!!
My pet peeve is using the word "good" and "well" incorectly.
It should be..you did a good job or you did well. I can;t stand it when someone says..I did good in response to you asking how they did on something. I corrct dh on it all the time. Oh, and a lot is two words!! OK..done for now. I rellay enjoyed this thread.