Originally Posted by
Neesie
Funky makeup sounds good, too! Let's make sure to have someone take a group photo, as we're gonna look fantastic!
I reckon the more committee members we have, the more loot . . . uh, I mean DONATIONS we'll gather. I'll first sort all of the 'donations' and group them, according to how much I want . . . uhhhh, I mean according to how much FABRIC there is, etc. I may need to remove a few pieces for 'testing' . . . just to make sure it's safe, you understand! After I've selected a good quantity of 'test' pieces, I'll pass the lot to you, so that you can remove any you think should be removed. Then we'll take what's left and divide it up, among all of the 'misunderstood' quilters.
Neesie, you scamp; I'm mortified at your scheming! Is there no honor among thieves? Or to put it another way, if you can't trust a fellow crook, who can you trust?