Originally Posted by
Neesie
No, no! You so obviously misunderstood me! I meant . . . that is . . . my intentions are GOOD! I just didn't want anyone to get . . . hurt! Yeah, that's it! I just wanted to make sure everything was safe! I just wanted to make sure there were no booby-traps!!!! I WAS PROTECTING YOU!!! 
Uh huh. Tell you what, bring that coconut rum over here to spice up my coffee and all will be forgiven. We may even be able to round up a crumb or two of that pumpkin cheesecake!