I'm another one who didn't expect that hilarious ham story. When I read "I think I buy too much fabric," I was going to chime in that I KNOW I buy too much fabric. When I look through my stash for fabrics for a particular quilt and I find that I don't have anything in a certain color (for instance -- no beige blender), I will get to the LQS, Hancock's, or JoAnn's for a beige blender. I always come home with several beige blenders. And so it goes.....
Thanks for the chuckle. It made my day.