PS Funny (to me, not to hubby): My hubby was working to unscrew the machine from the cabinet while I was showering. When I came down to check on him, one of his nostrils was stuffed with kleenex. I asked him what happened. He said, "What are the odds? Wheeren I was on my back, a screw dropped into my nose! Hurts like heck! In fact, I need some ibuprofen!"
Of all injuries he's had as a handyman, this one was new. But yes, I waited till I was out of earshot to laugh.