Christmas Idea Crazy or Sane?
Through QB I found a web site offering a pattern and directions for making neck pillows. I decided to make these for my sons, son-in-laws, grandsons, etc. for Christmas. My husband laughed at me and told me they wouldn't have any idea what they were. Thus, I composed this little explanation to accompany them. Is this crazy or sane?
Explanation is as follows:
Grams a pain in the neck
Man, can she whine and moan
And I say to myself
Gram leave me alone
She kisses my cheek
And asks how I've been
The forgets that she's done it
And does it again
Gramps takes her out shopping
He stays in the car
Can't keep up with Grandma
He can't walk that far
She likes to make cookies
Hot rolls, and cake
And a new table runner
She's likely to make
She digs in her flowerbed
With all of her might
Her buts in the air
It's a horrible sight.
Grams been doing some sew'n
Some pillows she did make
And stuffed them with love
For when you neck starts to ache.
She knows she's a pain
And she likely won't change
Keep your neck pillow handy
When Grandma's in range.