Sorry, I forgot to explain Kinder Eggs. I lived in Europe junior year of high school (15-16), then snuck my must haves in my car, went to HS graduation, left from that to the airport to fly back (17) and didn't move back to the US until I was 31.
I live on their deliciousness when I do concert festivals. They are nothing like US mass produced chocolate.
Sigh. If not for wanting to stay close to my brother, his sweetest fiancée and her little boy at the same time my employer offered me a transfer in the same city for better pay, lower cost of living - I'd have probably never left.
But, I'll take my nephew over yummy chocolate any day.