When Shotgun Sally totes her gun
She doesn't back down, she doesn't run
Bad guys scatter, when she's around
Or their boots end up in 'Lost and Found'
(Maybe that's a tad too violent.
)
Shotgun Sally, in a purple hat
Has an open heart, with a Welcome mat
Defends the good and scares the bad
A truer friend cannot be had.
(Less threatening?
)