Have my husband come over and sit on the quilt, and walk barefoot through the house.
My mother came to make my wedding dress. The best light in the house was in the bathroom. My husband came home from work, took a shower, came out of the shower to find himself standing barefoot (and naked) in a sea of scattered pins. My mother hadn't told him that she spilled the whole container of pins on the floor. He's also good at sitting on pins on the quilts I make.