Not laughing, just remembering the things I've done so far since I've started sewing, quilting, etc. I remember one time when I was a kid...I was hand sewing something and sewed it right to my jeans leg. Yep, also remember losing my needle and found it when I sat in the chair I had been sewing in.
See, we've all done something. The good thing is, you are not alone and you can get all kinds of help from everyone here on this board. We'll be looking forward to seeing your projects.
One more thing, honey on a burn helps take away the pain and doesn't blister. My son got burned with some hot wax when helping my DIL make candy. He immediately put honey on it and it never hurt or blistered. Same thing with my husband. Burned his arm on the radiator of son's car and the honey stopped the pain and no blistering.