I told DH I bought enough fabric on a great sale yesterday to keep me in quilt backing for a very long time. It went like this:
DH: And?
me: And what?
DH You want me to do something?
Me. No, why?
DH. you went shopping and bought something and wanted me to know, why?
Me. Most wives discuss their buying with their husbands.
DH: What for?
Me: So when the bill comes in they'll know
DH: We have a bill to pay?
Me: No. I bought lots of fabric and wanted you to know.
DH: Know about what you bought?
Me: Yeah. About buying a lot of fabric
DH: OK, so I know. What do other husbands do when they know?
Me: I don't know.
DH: Did you remember to order new water filters?
:roll: :? :lol: